I am so excited to present to you our new UNICORN LOVE BOX-- it has EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO MAKE 4 GALLONS OF UNICORN JUICE YOURSELF!
This is our get snatched juice, lemonade diet on crack, healing trilogy, detox ALL IN ONE!!!!!!!!! THE WEIGHT LOSS RESULTS ARE LIKE NOTHING YOU HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE---
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY TO ***ME**** THE HEALTH RESULTS ARE JUST PLAIN FUCKING MAGICAL!!!!!!
YOU WILL FEEL BETTER!!! YOU WILL HAVE ENERGY!! YOU WILL FEEL STRONGER!! YOUR JOINTS WONT HURT! YOUR HEART WILL GET NITRIDE!! YOU WILL SLEEP LIKE AN ANGEL! YOUR BRAIN WILL FOCUS BETTER!
YOU WILL BE FUCKING HAPPY!!!!!!
I PROMISE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHANGED MY LIFE!!!!!!!! And reversed decades of me not treating ME GOOD.
The UNICORN LOVE BOX IS $290! You'll save $110 making the juice yourself and won't have to wait for your consultant to ACKRIGHT!! 
Free FAT DETOX OIL to get rid of all the lumps and bumps, too!